Unclench yourself

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

A brand new course.

Coming to a book shop near you, the course you've been waiting for all your life. The 6 step programme that will revolutionize your church and your own individual walk with the Lord. Is your church in need of revival? Is your church slumbering away? Are you too concerned with arguments about whether Adam had a belly button or not? Are your church wanting to break away and form a church based solely on their own ideas? Fear not, help is at hand. For just £100 you can purchase a starter pack for the course that will change your life.

The pack includes DVD, leaders manual, training leaders manual, manual for training the people training the leaders and one or two actual course booklets for people attending the course. (extra booklets are available for a small extra sum, please note this course cannot be run without all these essential items)

The course is simply called.
Shut up and be like Jesus*.

Catchy title isn't it? It's a course with the vision to reinvigorate your church members to do just that, to shut up and be like Jesus. To stop those pointless arguments we get into and the building of groups of people gathered around mutual agreement.

It's simple to run such a course, all you have to do each week is tell the group, "Shut up and be like Jesus" and then send them away to work out what that might mean in their lives.

*You may discover that the dvd is empty and the course booklets have no words on them, this is to be expected and an integral part of the course, if people ask you why the response is always, "shut up and be like Jesus".

4 Comments:

  • I might just get a T-Shirt that says that...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:10 AM  

  • You were an answer for Lawrence Trivia, 2007.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 AM  

  • Congrats for getting to be an answer in the Great Midwest Trivia Contest.

    By Blogger Gavin Schmitt, at 9:13 AM  

  • thx :-)) !

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:16 AM  

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